….why would you do this to me. I thought we were cool.
Fuck: Jags. Have you seen the man’s thighs? Have mercy.
Marry: Brandon. We’re closer in age, and probably closer in life plans. As much as I love Jagr, Bollig makes more sense. Plus, beard.
Kill/BE BFF AND WATCH NETFLIX WITH: Jamie, s’cute! I don’t have it in my heart to murder him. Maybe we’ll just marathon scary movies and see other people get killed. I would have married him, but I feel like the close proximity to Segs would make me snap. I’ll join them in their superhero shenanigans.
Thanks for asking! I seriously debated this for ten minutes and I think I might’ve had an existential crisis
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
Working at LUSH: the saga
So some sad news this morning:
But it’s okay, we have other entertainment:
Send me three names!